This Is Why I’m “No Fun”

The party pooper’s guide to happiness.

Photo by Taylor Young on Unsplash

My life isn’t really glamorous or flashy.

There are no models, fancy cars, or yacht parties. I’ve never been to a strip club, swam with sharks, or jumped out of an airplane. Sometimes (like last night, for example), my shoulders will dislocate in my sleep. I’ve never done cocaine or psychedelics, and the one time I smoked pot I…